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Nobody Likes Luke
02:24
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Office boy soft as hands
Bluescreen of death I.T scam
Never gets his work done
Too much pornhub little cunt
Bust a nut he’s the man
Virile wee bastard teenage Dad
Double dipping you got twins
What great news got the spins
Can’t say that about the shoes
One slick mofo a ton of ooossh
They’re not blue not even suede
Just boat shoes can’t get laid
Got no paddle up shit creek
The gift, a curler tween the sheets
Smashed laptop shat the bed
She sure was real fucked in the head
This is your brain on drugs
Eggs and bacon cooked as fuck
Smiley boy curled like a cat
You little shit eat my scat
Free disappointment slap dat bass
Festy Westy get in ya place
Bighead Jesus looking cunt
No one likes Luke fuccccckkkk off
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Parramatta Splatta
01:13
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Sometimes we do some fucked up things
Leave behind a mess
None have quite fucked it up
Like Parramattas Jess
Mum had gone and fucked her off
Instead of going to bed
She went medieval on the bitch
And removed her fucking head
Its the Parramatta Splatta
Chopped her up to bits
Sawed her head clean fucking off
My Mum was such a bitch
Chop chop Hack hack
Chop chop Hack hack
Ritas decapitated head
Lying on the path
Turns out her daughter was insane
She did it for a laugh
After she had chopped up Mum
She popped over next door
The unsuspecting neighbours
Jaws hit the fucken floor
Standing drenched in mother’s blood
She looked a fucken sight
Can you call the cops she said
My Mum’s just lost a fight
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3. |
Matt Likes Veges
00:37
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Peanut butter on his toast
He’ll mow your lawns
Don’t need a goat
When he’s hungry
Pigs right out
On leaves stalks sauerkraut
Aubergines right up his street
Soy based products cost more than meat
Like an army on the march
With stinky fetid plant based farts
I like Veges - Cauliflower balls
I like Veges - Bean sprout dick
I like Veges - Methane anus
I like Veges - Fuck off
Poor Jilinda
Can’t feed the kids
On thin air
Or just weetbix
C’mon Dad go get some bacon
Fucking sick of eating shit
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4. |
Fist Beats Cock
00:29
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Fist beats cock
Kentucky fried violence
I want my nuggets
I won’t go in silence
Fist beats cock
Snapping your neck
Quarterpack blitzkrieg
I’ll shoot you dead
Fist beats cock
Dirty old bird
Birmingham beatdown
The bird is the word
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5. |
Masturbeats
00:31
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Little drummer boy
Beating on his skins
Calloused blistered mitts
Committing vile sins
Masturbeats - Just can’t keep up
Masturbeats - Too fucking slow
Masturbeats - Just like a mule
Masturbeats - These drums just blow
Has to wear socks on his fists
To stop him wanking everything
Anti masturbation cross
Sucks at the drums like a boss
Masturbeats - Ham Fists
Masturbeats - Useless
Masturbeats - You cunt
Masturbeats - Fuck off
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6. |
The Poser
00:44
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I am a poser leather jacket
I am a poser total maggot
I am a poser arms are crossed
I am a poser looking lost
Lots of tattoos fake cunt
Head to toe fuck off
Metaller digits fucking tosser
Total Schroeder fucking poser
Small mans syndrome
Strike your pose
Maxed out arrogance
Look down your nose
Three foot six
Just like a hobbit
Pick up your sticks
Can’t roll just drop them
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7. |
Fat Fuck Fairley
01:19
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Tried to hold it in
Gotta get it off my chest
When it comes to being a cunt
I tell you he’s the best
Shit he’s fucking ugly
A face that makes you heave
Everytime he’s here or there
You wanna fucking leave
He wears a spandex suit
Is that a cock or ball
Whatever it is it’s pretty fucking small
Tits hanging out skin super pale
Moving on the stage
Like a beached beluga whale
Horrendous looking cunt
Worst I’ve seen in my life
Honestly can’t believe
That fatty has a wife
I hear he has a daughter
I hear she’s on the run
Getting away from Steve
Is the best shes ever done
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8. |
Pie Poker
00:14
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Chubby fingers
Can’t text
Only good for poking pies
Make mine apple ya cuntox
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9. |
Skanks & Slutz
00:48
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Courtney place Friday night
Come to ride the town bike
No shame no qualms
It’s all right here
Absolutely positively
Rohypnol in your beer
No bells no whistles
No brains no clue
Seeking the cock is all they do
No shame no qualms
Seeking choad
Faster pussycat go go go
Syphilis for breakfast
Chlamydia for lunch
Gonorrhea at dinnertime
Skanks and Sluts
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10. |
Beachball Bounce
00:05
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Beachball Bounce
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11. |
Partycunt
01:26
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Turns up at parties with no piss
It’s alright I’ll just drink his
Always on the bludge for smokes
Parties down goes for broke
He’s a party cunt he’s a party cunt
He’s a fucking cunt he’s a party cunt
Life of the party has no soul
Hits the switch locks n loads
Total waster loves getting rekt
Hangs around till there’s nothing left
Always in everybodys stash
Never has no spending cash
Always something up his sleeve
Partycunt social disease
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12. |
Gores Emporium
00:57
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Incredibly gruesome discoveries
Various unsettling scenes
Container full of horrors
Would you like to buy a spleen
Gores emporium - Little chop shop
Buckets of heads - Ice cold cocks
Use the bodies - Ill consented ways
Stack of corpses - On sale today
Buckets of heads - Infected dead
Sewn together - Arms and legs
Sewing her head - Onto his body
Nailed to a wall - Transblendered hobby
Grimly displayed in a frankenstein manner
Torso is mismatched organs are splattered
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13. |
Shitocalypse
00:48
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Excrement in his eyes
Its a wonder no one died
Poochy Poos all up the wall
Dog doobag can’t contain it all
Freaky fetid feces face
Canine surprise dogshit disgrace
Showering scat right in your grill
Battery powered M80 thrill
Pooper scooper fecal blast
Defecated across my yard
Exploding shockwave of shit
Vicious shit tsunami hits
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14. |
Skullbong
00:49
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Extreme lengths
To satisfy cravings
Corpse molestation -
Sounds just crazy
Grave desecration
Obtaining the tools
Creating a Skullbong
Three juvenile fools
Beheading the dead
Three broken spades
Skullbong session
Stoned for days
Hollowed out head
Hundred years dead
Inhaling corpse smoke
Have another cone
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15. |
Fat Dick Smak
00:11
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Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkk
Smack
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16. |
Chug Fuck Feces
00:36
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There I was having a great night
It couldn’t get worse it gave me a fright
Empty my bowels all over the floor
Not enough towels why is there more
Lick the bowl eat my shit
Chug fuck feces full of it
Fingerprints D.N.A
Chug fuck feces just not my day
I haven’t got any depends
All up the walls it never ends
Chug fuck feces get it on down
Chug fuck feces drinking Lion Brown
Chug fuck feces acting like a clown
Chug fuck feces nappy
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17. |
Son of Bain
00:42
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I am son of Bain
Programmed to kill
Pigs fucked it up
I am the monster Beelzebub
Killing them all
I shot my mother
Nerdy demeanour
Colourful jumpers
Dave loves his paper run
Kill your whole family Davey boy
Daddy says I deserve to live
Five headshots all dead now
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18. |
Franks Missing Head
00:53
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Franks lost his head
Franks lost his head
Ten thousand fucken dollars
Missing from his bed
Seventeen fucken years
seventeen fucken years
From making dumb decisions
When you’re pissed up on the beers
Eugene fucken stabbed him
But that’s not fucken all
He tried to use old Franks head
As a fucken volley ball
He chucked it off the balcony
Was the cunt on crack
Just like the cunt below him
Who threw the head right fucken back
Chucked it off the balcony
Was the cunt on crack
Just like the cunt below him
Who threw the head right fucken back
Franks lost his head
Franks lost his head
Who’ll drive us to the tinny house
Not Frank he’s fucking dead
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19. |
The Fappening II
01:25
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Hitting the ground three mighty thumps
Wargod of choad mighty man stump
Shockwave hits mighty schlong blast
Dazed & confused by the mighty man mast
Mandingo has nothing on this
Beast of evil with a massive dick
Striking with malicious intent
Fat dick smack bludgeoned to death
Townsfolk run villagers flee
Fappening cums monster is free
Twilight falls bodies fly
Fappening is here everybody dies
Bashed in with a flesh baseball bat
Pounding death crack smack whack
Seeking victims bloodbath ex mortis
It’s a fucking daughter slaughter
Heroes fight on dispensed with violence
Shrieks of horror break the silence
Makes short work of lesser men
Wankfist hammercock the Fappening
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20. |
Big Wave Suck
01:20
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Hey chickee babe let’s mess about
Get on your knees get your tits out
Mouth open wide it’s time to unleash
The beast from the beach wants to cream
Hey chickee babe get you friends over here
Start tonging each other pulling your hair
Prepare your tonsils you’re gonna be rekt
Ain’t no simulation its strangulation sex
Fondle our balls
Polish our knob
You’re gonna suck it dry
It’s starting to swell
Starting to throb
You’re gonna suck it dry
Shining pork sword
Blood engorged rod
You’re gonna suck it dry
Get ready for another load
It’s an Eruption on Mt Choad
You’re gonna suck it dry
Fat cock fat cock lets rock lets rock
Hold your breath and block your nose
Hot chicks hot chicks suck dick suck dick
Like a melon through a garden hose
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Fatdick Wellington, New Zealand
Fatdick are a Beachgrind band from the Kapiti Coast area near Wellington New
Zealand.
Holy gargantuan beach balls Fanatdicks, Fatdick have released their debut album.
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