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Nobody Likes Luke

from Hits from the Skullbong by Fatdick

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Office boy soft as hands
Bluescreen of death I.T scam
Never gets his work done
Too much pornhub little cunt

Bust a nut he’s the man
Virile wee bastard teenage Dad
Double dipping you got twins
What great news got the spins

Can’t say that about the shoes
One slick mofo a ton of ooossh
They’re not blue not even suede
Just boat shoes can’t get laid

Got no paddle up shit creek
The gift, a curler tween the sheets
Smashed laptop shat the bed
She sure was real fucked in the head

This is your brain on drugs
Eggs and bacon cooked as fuck
Smiley boy curled like a cat
You little shit eat my scat

Free disappointment slap dat bass
Festy Westy get in ya place
Bighead Jesus looking cunt
No one likes Luke fuccccckkkk off

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from Hits from the Skullbong, released November 20, 2021

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Fatdick Wellington, New Zealand

Fatdick are a Beachgrind band from the Kapiti Coast area near Wellington New Zealand.

Holy gargantuan beach balls Fanatdicks, Fatdick have released their debut album.

With 20 high speed, crushing, and bruising beachgrind anthems to pulverize your brains with, this is sure to be a candidate for the manifestly stupid awards.

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